Sarah Palin is such a ditwad she can't even get a 

century-old saying right.  'Suck it up, cupcake!' 

must be the Wasillabilly version.

Sarah Palin Blames Her Son’s Domestic Violence Arrest 

on PTSD, President Obama, and Wasilla's Dew Point 

on the Night of January 18

Don Young Explaining to Wasilla Students Why Bull

Sex Is Like Putting a Round Peg into a Square Hole

Dwight Probasco to Perform 'Wasillan Rhapsody'

at High School Graduation

"Step on it, dear!  We don't want to miss Joe
Miller's Libertarian rant about the welfare
state and fiscal responsibility."

"Down in the valley, the valley so low
Hang your head over, hear the wind blow
Hear the wind blow love, hear the wind blow
Hang your head over, hear the wind blow."

"General Ripper, I'm beginning to worry
about Governor Palin."
"Me, too, Group Captain Mandrake. She's no doubt
showing the effect of the fluoridation of Wasilla's
water supply and the resulting impurities in her
precious bodily fluids."