Congress Loses an Alaskan Titan

At age 88 and in his 25th term as Alaska's representative 

in the House, Don Young has booked a flight on Adios Airlines.  

Don Young had believed his Kellyanne Conway

Propellerhead Beanie rendered him immune

to the coronavirus.

Don Young, the Only Organism Believed to Be

Meaner Than COVID-19

Don Young Tells Alaska Seniors Fear of Corona Beer

 Virus Is Overblown

The last person to get this close to Don Young

eventually succumbed to the Laughing Disease.

Don Young is a seasoned bare-knuckle fighter and 

has a cauliflower ear to prove it.

Alaskan Wind Turbine Blamed for Compos Mentis Genocide

Don Young Explaining to Wasilla Students Why Bull

Sex Is Like Putting a Round Peg into a Square Hole

With a "reputation for being ornery, aggressive -- and 

maybe even a little unstable,"-- Don Young strode 

fearlessly forward, daring anyone to diss his necktie.

Don Young Sez:  "Don't ever touch me!  The last guy who

 touched me ended up on the ground dead.  I'm deadlier 

than Ebola!"

Subordinate is defined as 'a congressional staffer mugged by

Don Young'.

Did you know that Don Young, Alaska's sole member

of the U. S. House of Representatives, is a wholly-owned 

subsidiary of

 Edison Chouest, headquartered in Cut Off, Louisiana?

Turning 80 in June and after 40 years as Alaska's

only member of the House of Representatives, it 

would appear there aren't that many apologies

left in Don Young.

"When I was growing up in central California, we used

 to hire 50 to 60 wetbacks to pick tomatoes.  And when

 I say 'wetbacks', I mean no disrespect:  they were 

honest, hard-working wetbacks.”

Yes, Virginia, There Is an Abominable Snowman

"I’ll call you anything I want to call you while you sit

in that chair. You just be quiet!  You be quiet!"

The Governor of Alaska has so far not said whether she would

endorse---or even acknowledge the existence of---Don Young.

"Did Grover Norquist really, like, say Don Young is a rat

head in a Coke bottle? If he did, man, that's the shiznit!"

Don Young Delivering His Famous 'Sometimes I

Feel Like a Coconut' Speech