Madison Cawthorn Sez:  "You know obviously having the 

wheelchair I am able to carry many, multiple weapons 

at one time."

"I threatened the President?  Are you kidding me?  Why

 don't you just say that I'm a gay pirate? You've got 

to be kidding me.  And as for that Rhode Island rep 

who's paralyzed and in a wheelchair from a shooting 

accident when he was a kid, he probably has shit 

for brains."

Worried that a 95-year-old leukemia patient in a wheelchair

wearing an adult diaper might turn out to be a jihadist who

wants to blow up your plane?  Well, never fear, the TSA is

 on the case, 'acting professionally and according to proper

procedure'.