Madison Cawthorn Sez:   "It’s time for the rise of the new right, 

it’s time for Dark MAGA to truly take command."

Madison Cawthorn's Goodbye Selfie

Tearjerker

Good Widdance to Bad Wubbish!

Fondling firearms with your pal isn't, strictly speaking,

 mutual masturbation.  But it's close enough to satisfy 

most gunhuggers.

When it comes to trees, Madison Cawthorn punches

above his weight class.

Cawthorn Scandal Generator Runs Up to

10 Hours on One Tank of Gas

Conspiracists, Hucksters, Crackpots, Grifters, 

and Gloomers

Doesn't the Second Amendment cover

Armored Personnel Carriers?

Madison Cawthorn Says Lingerie Pics Came From 

'Goofy Family Values' Cruise

Will they ever get out of Trump's basement?

Madison Cawthorn is proof that Tucker

Carlson was right:  the End of Men is 

coming sooner than we expected.

Madison Cawthorn just goes to show they

don't make Baptists like they used to.

"Some of Madison Cawthorn's supporters are turning 

on him -- and say he's 'come unscrewed'."

Congressman Peckerwood J. Tallywhacker,

Republican of North Carolina

Madison Cawthorn Sez:  "Take notes, Madame Speaker, I'm 

about to define what a woman is for you: XX chromosomes, 

no tallywhacker.  It's so simple."

Beakers Gang Joins Madison Cawthorn in Saying, 

"Human Nature Is Fallen"

It's tough being the youngest member of the

Sexual Congress.

Former MAGA Senate Candidate Lauren Half-Witzke 

Says Madison Cawthorn Is Right -- and GOP Is Loaded 

with 'Drug-Sniffing' Child Traffickers

Madison Cawthorn Has Capitol Hill Abuzz