After serving as Donald Rumsfeld's adviser on 'extended
interrogation techniques' for several years, William 'Jim'
Haynes resigned from the Defense Department last February
 to become Chief Corporate Counsel at Chevron, where his
duties include developing new techniques for torturing the
American people with higher and higher gasoline prices.

"Wait a minute, we can't have acquittals. If we've been holding

these guys for so long, how can we explain letting them get off?

We can't have acquittals, we've got to have convictions. And

let's make sure we throw in a bit of torture for good measure."