Donald Rumsfeld Sez:  "As we know, there are known knowns; 

there are things we know we know. We also know there are 

known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some 

things we do not know. But there are also unknown 

unknowns, which I'm now learning in Hell."

Tillerson must have been educated at the feet of Rumsfeld.

"Don't look now, but I think Powell is beginning to suspect

 that all the talk about WMD is bullshit."

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #175

Ben Howe and Donald Rumsfeld

How much better the world would be today if Donald 

Rumsfeld had known how to figure his income taxes

 and had not known how to invade Iraq.

"Mr. Secretary, Iraqi blood is dripping on your tie."

"A trained ape can get a status of forces agreement!

 It does not take a genius.  Just look at what I did when

I was Secretary of Defense in the Bush Administration."

Donald Rumsfeld Calls on Colin Powell to Justify

 Attack on Syria

"You know, Dick, it boggles my mind how much misery

we will be able to inflict on the world over the next forty 

or fifty years.  Immortality!  What a concept!"

Rumsfeld's Rule #1:

"Rules are like pie crusts,

made to be broken."

Still Life with Donald Rumsfeld and Iraq

Warm Scuzzies #375

James Steele

I Remember Dubya #57

The bad news first, Mr. Secretary:  there will be no more

wrestling at the Olympics beginning in 2020.  But now, 

Mr. Secretary, the good news:  there will be a new 

sport to take its place:  Aggressive Non-Interventionist 

Dubya Tossing.

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #159

Pat Dollard and Donald Rumsfeld

"Despite appearances, I'm not dead yet!"

In 2005, three new species of Slime Mold Beetles were

identified and named, quite appropriately, Agathidium bushi,

Agathadium cheneyi, and Agathidium rumsfeldi.

"We're certainly living proof that only the good die young,

aren't we, Dick, old chum, old pal!"

Even Rummy laughed when he heard that

the Indy 500 had dumped Trump.

"Robert Gates, your successor as Secretary of Defense, has

stated that anyone in that office who would advise the

President to send our military into Asia or Africa or the

Middle East should have his head examined.   Now that

you're 78, one would assume that's already included as

part of your annual physical.  Is this a safe assumption,

Secretary Rumsfeld?"

The Loved One, 1965

The Unloved One, 2011