Why has Trump flown back to Washington?

Is something up?

Septuagenarians Will Be the Death of Us Yet

Paul Manafort Pulled Off Plane

At age 88 and in his 25th term as Alaska's representative 

in the House, Don Young has booked a flight on Adios Airlines.  

Airline Food in the 1950s

For some reason, something didn't seem quite right on

KLM Day.

At 94, Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI has

 been cleared for takeoff.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #915

Lora Reinbold

The Delta Variant

Warm Scuzzies #1,034

Lora Reinbold

Welcome to Giger Airways, 

a Whole Different Animal

The 'Plane Loaded with Thugs' Trump has been ranting

 about is still on the runway, apparently too heavy to take off.

Brandon Straka Kicked Off American Airlines Plane

for Refusal to Wear Mask to Hide Insectile Face

It's not just the coronavirus epidemic that's making people 

reluctant to fly these days.

Adios Airlines to Merge with Flying Fuck

Viewed from the standpoint of the coronavirus,

this is called a 'Target Rich Environment'.

James Fallows Sez: "If an airline learned that a pilot was 

talking publicly about being 'the Chosen One' or 'the King

 of Israel' (or Scotland or whatever), the airline would be

 looking carefully into whether this person should be in 

the cockpit."

AKA the Just Being Trump Defense

As a longtime lobbyist for the oil and gas industry,

 David Bernhardt promises to be the Boeing 737

MAX in the Department of the Interior.

Trump Sez:  "Airplanes are becoming far too 

complex to fly."