Friday, December 02, 2011

Backed by his own Army and State Department, Little
Napoleon became increasingly bellicose, making
repeated threats to deploy Poo-Poo Cushions, Joy
Buzzers, Exploding Cigars, and Fake Barf against
the mayors of Newark, Stamford, and Philadelphia.


montag said...

He even stuffed a pickle in his pants to look like Boney.

Fearguth said...

Yep, sure looks like Bloomolini has been jerkin' his gherkin.