“Donald Trump’s plan to build a grandiose family mausoleum 

with 19-foot stone obelisks on the grounds of his Trump 

National Golf Club in Bedminster, New Jersey, were shot 

down in 2007 by local officials who found the design 

garish and out of character with the area.”

Timothy Hale-Cusanelli Sez:  "I know this sounds idiotic,

 but I'm from New Jersey.  In all my studies, I didn’t know

 there was an actual building that was called the 'Capitol.' 

It’s embarrassing and idiotic."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #995

Edward Durr

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #977

Alina Habba

"Is that Josh Gottheimer?"

"No, it's some other Centrist Hot Dogger."

Warm Scuzzies #1,072

Jasmine Clifford

Edward Mathews of New Jersey Charged with Harassment, 

Bias Intimidation, Assault, Criminal Mischief, Stalking, 

Weapons Offenses, and Growing Psilocybin Mushrooms with

 an Expired Horticulture License

Over-serving alcohol to over-drinkers: just 

what a teetotaler like Trump would do.

Seeing the name, face, and fence of this New Jersey 

Trumpnik inclines one toward the truth of 

predestination.

Mothers, don't let your sons grow up to be teachers

like Howard Zlotkin.

Warm Scuzzies #1,032

Perth Amboy (N.J.) Police Department

Having run for Congress in Nevada last year, Dan Rodimer 

is running for Congress in Texas this year.  A New Jersey 

native, Big Dan really gets around.

Trumpism Causes Clogged Arteries

Driving Under the Influence of Trump

Roy Den Hollander Adds Murder and

Suicide to His Anti-Feminist Resume

Times are so tough in New Jersey that

Woodrow Wilson's desk has been laid off.

Joseph DiMarco, New Jersey Corrections Officer, Gleefully

Re-Enacting Murder of George Floyd

Fox Scores Hole in One at Trump National Golf Club

 in Bedminster, New Jersey

Most rats abandon a sinking ship.  Not Jeff Van Drew.

Warm Scuzzies #900

Jeff Van Drew