Michael Bloomberg Playing 'Kick the Can of

Cream of Darkness Soup'

He-Man Womanators Club

The Smell of 500 Million Dollars Burning

Maybe it's because there are not enough 'average, modest,

medium, middling, ordinary, common' Democrats out

there these days who dig on billionaires.

Remember, with a great costume comes

great responsibility.

Sanders-Biden-Warren-Bloomberg-Trump: 

Five Cheers for the Depends Generation!

It's the Battle for Greatness!

It's the Baddest Li'l Show on Earth!

It's Extreme Midget Wrestling!

It's Trump Vs. Bloomberg 2020!

Michael Bloomberg Doing His 

Freddie the Freeloader Impression

Man with No Name Backs Mike Bloomberg, 

Wishes Trump Would Be 'More Genteel'

Michael Bloomberg has first-hand knowledge.

So does Bill Clinton.

The emperor had no clothes, but he did have feats of clay.

But the Iron Fist will be concealed inside a 

Cornelia James Velvet Glove.

'Bloomberg has pumped an unprecedented 

$464 million of his own fortune so far into 

White House bid'

'Mike's got to get his legs under him.'

Bloombergian Trans-Partisan Fetishists Gathering with

Radical Moderates and Extreme Centrists in the

Middle of the Road in the Center of Town

Sweet Nothings

The Unexpurgated Bible #176

And It Came to Pass in Those Days

One Size Fits All 2020 Presidential Campaign Poster

Like Trump, Michael Bloomberg has been a magnet 

for women who claim he says the darndest things.

Michael Bloomberg:  More Relatable, Hip, 

and Funnier Than a Mollusk