Alex Jones Sez:  “I’ve already said sorry hundreds of times, 

and I am done saying I am sorry.”

Local Man Seeks to Obtain a License for His

Pet Goldfish, Erica

Judge Removes Couy Griffin from Office 

for Engaging in Capitol Hill Insurrection

Monty Python reminds us it's Labor Day.

"Burn Pelosi!  She turned me into a Newt!"

Q:  ”Do you believe that Joe Biden won the 2020 election

 fair and square?” 

A:  “Let me answer the question in two ways: firstly in my

 normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine."

Sir Robin Talks Trump to the Three-Headed Giant

Not just Top Secret documents were kept in the basement

at Mar-a-Lago.

Josh Hawley Tells Sweden and Finland to Go

Away or He Will Taunt Them a Second Time

"Well, there are three things we can do with your mother. 

We can burn her, dump her. or bury her in Trump's New

 Jersey golf course."

Contrary to popular belief, Ronny '2Guns' Jackson

is not related to Arthur 'Two Sheds' Jackson.

"Of course you don't get any bloody wafers with it!"

Not since the Trojan Rabbit had there been

a stratagem so diabolical.

Small Patch of Brown Liquid and Joe Manchin

Have a Lot in Common

Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

"Doctor, my brain hurts."

"Well, it'll have to be replaced."

Hard-Line Archbishop Bans Pro-Choice Pelosi from Communion

Sigal Chattah, Jim Marchant, and Michele Fiore

are recent recruits in the Kamikaze Highlanders.

Iraqi Stacks 7 M&M'S®, a New Guinness World Record; 

Ibrahim Sadeq Elected Honorary Member of the Royal

 Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things