Saturday, August 24, 2013

"I am secretly a citizen of Ethiopia.  You may have already 
read about my most famous ancestor in Acts 8:26-40."

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

So, when is Senor Cruz going to show his papa's papers?

Just because Senor Cruz has a Canadian birth certificate does not mean that his Cuban born papa was a Canadian citizen and not a Cuban citizen.

Papa Cruz didn't get American citizenship until 2005.

Maybe Senor Cruz will have to renounce his possible Cuban citizenship, too?

Fearguth said...

And Rafael wasn't just a Cuban citizen; he was a Castroite revolutionary who was captured by the pro-American, anti-communist Batista government.

StonyPillow said...

Rafael Danger Cruz, International Man of Mystery. A John Bircher cryofrozen in the 1960s, thawing in Ames Iowa January 2016, baby!

Fearguth said...

And maybe he'll clear up that Marxism/Satanism connection?