When the dead pimp won in a landslide, the

Christian evangelicals, like the Ethiopian

 eunuch, went on their way rejoicing.

"Yep, Matilda, Steve Deace just eunuched himself."

"Honey, there's a monk at the door who says Hillary

 Clinton is 'old and stale'.  I'd crush his nuts but he claims 

he's a eunuch."

Dean Chambers Sez:  "Barack is gay and I'm a eunuch."

[Unskewing polls must be tough on the testicles.]

"I am secretly a citizen of Ethiopia.  You may have already 

read about my most famous ancestor in Acts 8:26-40."

Telling an Italian he has no balls is now a crime.

  Even if he is a eunuch?

"James O'Keefe tried to seduce me, too, but was HE

surprised by what he found in MY pants!  He was

never quite the same after his encounter with my

Vagina Dentata ."

The Unexpurgated Bible #1

Ethiopian Eunuch Celebrating His Conversion

to Christianity with Candace, His Queen, While

an Incredulous Philip the Evangelist Looks On

Here we see Indian eunuchs discussing the story of Philip
 the Evangelist and the conversion of the Ethiopian Eunuch. 
In particular, they are debating the scholarly issue concerning 
what chariot model the Ethiopian was riding in.

In his new book, The Bulldog Attitude,

Doug Giles says that the Bible "puts the 
'go' in the male gonads." And after that, Jesus 
says, they're 'gone': "There be eunuchs, which 
have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom
of heaven's sake."