Trump Provides Photographic Proof

of His Claim That He Deserved the

Nobel Peace Prize, Rather Than

the Ethiopian Prime Minister

"I am secretly a citizen of Ethiopia.  You may have already 

read about my most famous ancestor in Acts 8:26-40."

Here we see Indian eunuchs discussing the story of Philip
 the Evangelist and the conversion of the Ethiopian Eunuch. 
In particular, they are debating the scholarly issue concerning 
what chariot model the Ethiopian was riding in.