"Are we there yet?"

"I'm not sure I understand your question.  What

 do you mean by 'there'?"

"Well, you know, 'there' as opposed to 'here'."

"Actually, at the moment, I think we're

neither 'here' nor 'there'."

"So, where are we?"

"I'm not sure I understand your question.  What

do you mean by 'where'?"