Next Stop:  1950

'Trump's Endorsement Used to Look Like a Freight Train,

 But Now It's Just a Matchbox Car'

All Aboard!

A USA Today poll shows the Zipliner has a 

86% approval rating.

Ballad of the Irony Horse

"Are we there yet?"

"I'm not sure I understand your question.  What

 do you mean by 'there'?"

"Well, you know, 'there' as opposed to 'here'."

"Actually, at the moment, I think we're

neither 'here' nor 'there'."

"So, where are we?"

"I'm not sure I understand your question.  What

do you mean by 'where'?"

Rudy Giuliani says "Our country has gone off the rails."

Presumably, Rudy is still 'on the rails' (as shown here}.

All Aboard for the Island of Misfit Toys

White House Virus Strategy

Parable Play

Come On, Baby, Do the Loco-Motion!

Godzilla and Mothra Reminisce on the Way to Work

Runaway Train

"I hear the train a comin' 

rollin' round the bend."

Trump Station, Jerusalem

Paul Ryan Sez: 'Mueller Indictments Won't Derail What 

We're Doing In Congress'

Trump Sez: “I like real news, not fake news.

You’re fake news.”

It was a hugely awkward moment for Merkel and Trump

 when a steam locomotive suddenly emerged out of the 

White House fireplace.

If you find Bigfoot on the subway, just scoot over and 

mind your own business.

Even our metaphors are out of control.