"Have you ever been a victim of 'love bombing'?" 

he asked timorously.

Among the Sensitive Compartmented Information the FBI 

retrieved from Mar-a-Lago were the Happy Boy Papers.

Monday Motivation

Happy Boy is extra happy today.

Zippy the Pinhead's First Brush with Hollywood

Alfred E. Neuman, Steve Allen, and Zippy the Pinhead

Re-Enacting the Unionization of Starbucks

Zippy Sez:  "If you can't say something nice,

say something surrealistic."

There's nothing quite like a Tuna Melt.

A USA Today poll shows the Zipliner has a 

86% approval rating.

Roger the Pinhead Pleads the Fifth

"Are we there yet?"

"I'm not sure I understand your question.  What

 do you mean by 'there'?"

"Well, you know, 'there' as opposed to 'here'."

"Actually, at the moment, I think we're

neither 'here' nor 'there'."

"So, where are we?"

"I'm not sure I understand your question.  What

do you mean by 'where'?"

It's Still the Same Old Story

As Time Goes By

When he's not Zen Bowling, Zippy likes to unwind 

by visualizing budget deficits and money growth.

Shelf-Life Already Bored with

the 2024 Elections

Zippy the Cenobite

Kelly Loeffler Disavows Photo Taken with

Longtime Happy Boy

Pippy the Zenhead

Don't let his funereal frown fool you.

Donald Trump is having fun.

Absolutely No Goading!

Violators Will Be Prosecuted!

Surprise Ending