Do they make flight suits in Trump's size?

Ah, the Global Geopolitics of Friendly Persuasion

World's #1 Superpower Deploys USS John Bolton to

Persian Gulf to Intimidate the Remaining Third of the

Axis of Evil

Abraham Lincoln Reacts to the News That

an Aircraft Carrier Bearing His Name Has

Been Deployed to the Middle East to

Bully Iran

Trump to Arrive at Presidential Inauguration

Aboard Aircraft Carrier

Trump Goes Full Kamikaze, Launches Suicide Attack on

USS Hillary Rodham Clinton

USS Ronald Reagan, the Navy's First Glow-in-the-Dark

Aircraft Carrier

Gatecrasher Spotted Aboard USS Abraham Lincoln

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #330

Owen Honors

U. S. Navy to Counter Threat of China's Dong Feng 21D

(Shown Here) with the Ron Jeremy 9.75" Hedgehog

Hayworth Triplets to Launch Kamikaze Attack
on USS John Sidney McCain

"Sorry, folks, the Mission Accomplished Show for today
has been called off due to lack of interest, ha! ha! ha!
Instead, I'm standing in front of the U. S. S. Ronald
Reagan to remind you it costs $250,000 a day to keep
this carrier in service while it's docked here in San
Diego. And that's chump change compared to the
$2.5 million a day it takes to keep it afloat while
at sea. Is anybody here in the mood for a Tea Party
to protest excessive government spending and
fiscal irresponsibility? I didn't think so. Like me,
you understand that without the Military-Industrial
Complex, our economy would go, as they say, 'belly
up like a sea otter', ha! ha! ha!"