Lincoln Slips Into Something More Comfortable

Inspired by Marjorie Taylor Greene's defense of the 

Capitol Hill Insurrection, lawyers for John Wilkes Booth 

could have argued that he only assassinated Abraham Lincoln

 'one time'.

PBR's VP of marketing said: "We apologize about 

the language and content of our recent tweets.  The

 tweets in question were written in poor judgment by 

one of our associates."  When Hipster Lincoln read 

such unidiomatic expressions as 'apologize about' and 

'written in poor judgment', he smiled enigmatically.

What Abraham Lincoln Wears When He 

Takes a Deep Dive into the Soul of 

Today's Republican Party

"The political party that once nominated Abraham 

Lincoln isn't even a party anymore. It's a flash mob."

The Disappointment of the Emancipator

Now that Lincoln apparently won't have

to cope with Trump anymore, he can

focus his attention on zombies.

"Hey, Abe, you can come out now!"

The Railsplitter Speaketh

Was Hurricane Laura, which toppled this Confederate

statue in Lake Charles, a Lincoln Loyalist?

Abraham Lincoln Says He Will Wear His New 

Shirt, a Gift from George Conway, Until 

Kellyanne Conway Leaves the White House

In 1963, Martin Luther King, Jr. had a dream.  In 2020,

America has a nightmare.

Dominating the Battlespace

The Desecration of Abraham Lincoln

As Abraham Lincoln might have said, "I always find the

best Trump quotes on the Internet."

Trump Sez:  “They always said nobody got treated worse

 than Hard Drinkin' Lincoln. I believe I am treated worse.”

Abraham Lincoln on Vacation in Florida

 Responds to Governor Ron DeSantis

"The wind bloweth where it listeth, and thou hearest 

the sound thereof, but canst not tell whence it

 cometh, and whither it goeth."

Honest Abe Said It Better

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