On October 18, Kristin Davis, the first woman to run for

Governor in a general election in New York history, will

be debating Andrew Cuomo and Carl Paladino.  Among

the rhetorical strategies she is considering are the 'Eliot

Spitzer Hook' and the 'A-Rod Grand Slam'.

"And just what makes you think A-Rod's in a slump?"

Fans Shocked When Bodybuilder Admits

to Using Performance-Enhancing Drugs

Drudgery Report #8

Testing A-Rod the Slugger for drugs would be drudgery.

"Spare the rod, O Lord, spare the rod!"

A-Rod learned the hard way what an 'affair of

the heart' with Madonna really meant.

Although Orlando Cabrera was unaware of it at

the time, his baseball cap, according to Lee Siegel,

signified "a lazily defiant casualness ... a hopelessness

about the possibility of originality ever to fly in the

face of hierarchy." Regardless of what it signified,

Orlando was still able double up Alex Rodriguez

at second base.

Alex Rodiguez demonstrates his unorthodox

batting technique.