Step aside, Charles Laughton!  This is a real Modo,

not just a Quasimodo.

Spitzerweiner:  a Cross Between a Spitz and a Dachshund,

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David Wu Admits He Has an

Unruly Schwarzenspitzerweiner,

Agrees Not to Run for Re-Election

CNN Cancels Eliot Spitzer's Show, Sends Him to

Bed without Supper

On October 18, Kristin Davis, the first woman to run for

Governor in a general election in New York history, will

be debating Andrew Cuomo and Carl Paladino.  Among

the rhetorical strategies she is considering are the 'Eliot

Spitzer Hook' and the 'A-Rod Grand Slam'.

CNN's Parker-Spitzer Show Goes Up in Flames,

Fox Network's Ayn Rand Memorial Fire Department

Tries to Put Out Fire with Gasoline 

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #76

Kathleen Parker and Eliot Spitzer

Eliot Spitzer's Fall from Grace Attributed to Liporexia

Don Juan Struts His Hour Upon the Stage,

Then Makes a Hasty Exit

Some men use physical force to have sex with

women. They are called 'rapists'. Other men

use monetary force to have sex with women.

They are called 'customers.' Rapists go to jail.

Customers go to the Mayflower Hotel.

Music is Ashley Alexandra Dupré's first love. When asked

what her second love was, she only smiled and gave the

sign of the Vixen.

Dr. Laura claims that Silda Spitzer could have saved

her husband's career had she only read this book.

Official Lure of Washington, DC

New York Governor Busted in Emperor's Club

for Wearing New Clothes