Lauren Boebert Causes a Scene by Refusing to Agree to the 

Debate Rule Which Forbids Exclaiming 'Aardvark!' in 

Mixed Company

Dinesh D'Souza Challenges Bill Barr to 'Public Debate' 

about His Conspiracy Flick, '2000 Mooks'

Debating Is for Girlie Men

Kevin 'Bow-Wow Woof-Woof' McCarthy Sez:

“Unlike the Left, we embrace free thought and debate.”

"Why is your baby pouting?"

"Somebody asked him a tough question."

Slow Learner

"After the Commission on Presidential Debates announced that 

the second presidential debate would be virtual, President 

Trump pulled out of the event, calling it a waste of time."

Pence Giving Kamala Harris

the COVID Eye

Beelzebub, Lord of the Flies, 

must've been nearby.

The Fly That Took Up Residence on 

Mike Pence's Hair During the Debate

Overnight Sea Change

Beam us up, Scotty. There's no intelligent

life on the debate stage.

Last night's debate is all the proof you need that the 

'Use By Date' of the Baby Boomer generation

has expired.

Sam Nunberg Sez:  "On the debate stage, Trump needs to 

knock Biden out. He just can't murder Biden. It's different, 

right?  He can't be seen as pounding Biden into the ground."

The emperor had no clothes, but he did have feats of clay.

But the Iron Fist will be concealed inside a 

Cornelia James Velvet Glove.

'Mike's got to get his legs under him.'

Mayor Pete Tries to Baffle the Professor

Instead of debates, the RNC will stage a series of 

Trump vs. Pieface slugfests around the country in 

the run-up to the Republican National Convention

in Charlotte next August.

Baby Bird Receiving from Mama Bird the Five Biggest 

Takeaways from the Democratic Debate