Heavy Metal Teabagger Loses Faith in Maine's Republican

Party, Decides to Eat Yellow Snowe as an Independent

Andrew Dodge, the Heavy Metal Challenger

to Olympia Snowe in Maine's Republican

Primary, Hires Adviser from Babylon 5

Andrew Ian Dodge, Persimmon Addict and Tea Party Official,

to Challenge Olympia Snowe in Maine's Republican Primary

The challenge facing Maine's Tea Party was to choose a

candidate who is uglier than the Republican incumbent.

It succeeded.