"The Center Crumbles!" the headline at The Politico laments. 

 The last time there was such bad news was when the headline

 at The Pompeian Daily News read, "Vesuvius Erupts!" 

Heavy Metal Teabagger Loses Faith in Maine's Republican

Party, Decides to Eat Yellow Snowe as an Independent

Warm Scuzzies #185

John McKernan

Andrew Ian Dodge, Persimmon Addict and Tea Party Official,

to Challenge Olympia Snowe in Maine's Republican Primary

The challenge facing Maine's Tea Party was to choose a

candidate who is uglier than the Republican incumbent.

It succeeded.

If New Jersey could do without Governor Christie during a

blizzard, why would it need him after the snow melts?

Two Republican Senators Playing

'Race to the Bottom of the Stack'

Cannibals Too Smart to Eat Yellow Snowe

Snowe Blower Arrives Just in the Nick of Time

Just in time for Halloween --- it's the scary Olympia

Snowe Mask! (Oh, you say it's not a mask? Sorry!)