Will Susan Collins call the cops a second time?

Warm Scuzzies #1,169

Eliot Cutler

You've heard of 'false equivalence'.  There's

also 'true equivalence'.

Stone claims to have 'absolute incontrovertible evidence'

of North Korea's export of ballots to the U. S.

Apparently, Kim Jong-un's love affair with

Trump is kaput.

Susan Collins is accusing her opponent of “defaming 

my reputation and attacking my integrity.”  That's

not possible.  You can't attack what doesn't

exist.

Warm Scuzzies #967

Todd Bell

If you're a non-billionaire trying to influence 

Susan Collins's vote on Kavanaugh, you're a briber.  

If you're a billionaire, Susan says, "Send more

 money!"

Warm Scuzzies #794

David Smith

After dropping out of the race for a seat in the Maine

House of Representatives, Leslie Gibson said, "I am not 

walking away with my head hung low. I am walking away 

with my head held high." What an incorrigible creep!

Paul LePage Urges Maine Republicans to 

Stick Together

Adventures in Aestheticism #3

Maine Referendum to Expand Obamacare Tells 

Governor LePage to Take His Veto and Shove It

When the headline reads, "Trump warns

of 'fire and furry'," you know you're in

LePage Country.

Susan Collins Sez: "I don't mean to be unkind, but 

Farenthold's so unattractive it's unbelievable."

Governor LePage's Viscous Secretions

Now Available in Handy Grip Spreader

Bottle

New Mouth of Hell Uncovered

Rude Rhymes #86

Filthy Cage

Paul LePage

LePage Bowling Jacket Endorses Trump

James Millay, heroin trafficker, wants to thank

Paul LePage, Governor of Maine, for calling

him Smoothie and believing he impregnates

young, white girls on his days off.

Having a hard time remembering this governor's name?

Well, think 'mucilaginous', and 'Paul LePage' will 

instantly pop into your head.