He waited patiently for the day when the Contrabass Banjo

supplanted the electric guitar in Mothers of Invention

cover bands.

Mr. Banjo says he's already stolen the 2024 Election

and he's not giving it back.

What's it like, Trumpniks, to have been played like a

pawn-shop banjo?

So Close You Can Hear the Banjo

Fearguth's Rules of Order #54

Don't assume just because a frog can

 play the banjo that it can sing.

Top 10 List of Things to

 Fear in 2012

#10 Twitteroristas

#9 Tyrannosaurus Chicken

#8 Two-Headed Banjo Players

#7 Transtemporal Cross-Dressers

#6 Liquid Chicken

#5 Lady Liberty

#4 General Petraeus's Cooking

#3 Eric Cantor Beefcake

#2 End of the World

#1 Dick Cheney

Remember Hee Haw?

Well, Sarah Palin has a new comedy show coming out in

the spring, called Haw Hee, but with less banjo.