"I'm Mehmet Oz.  I represent the GOP,  the Reverse Robin 

Hood Party:  We Steal from the Poor and Give to the Rich."

Warm Scuzzies #1,176

Skeet Jones

Sometimes hiding in plain sight is not 

very efficacious.

The Day Rudy Giuliani Realized Someone Had Stolen 

His Hair

GOP Putting in Place Election Theft Mechanisms

for 2022 and 2024

One wonders if Tucker thinks stealing a

fake vaccination card would be a 

serious crime.

Man Claims He Has Already Stolen the 2024 Election

Warm Scuzzies #1,041

Todd Smith

Mr. Banjo says he's already stolen the 2024 Election

and he's not giving it back.

It's been a bad day for Hamburglar in DC today.

Booksellers Say No One Is Stealing

Trump's New Book

Identity Thief

Warm Scuzzies #950

Will Dismukes

What Goes Around Comes Around

Senator David Perdue Seizes Cellphone Smarter Than He Is

Unless he's lying and cheating, Trump is not happy.  Ask

his chauffeur.

Here Kitty Kitty

 "Consarn it! Some goldurned 

whippersnapper stole my teeth!"

Bad Santa

Donald Trump, Jr. Claims He Only Stole the 'Super Disgusting' 

Halloween Candy from His Children: the Milk Duds, Hot Tamales, 

Necco Wafers, and Candy Corn