More Fun Than Base Jumping

Without a Parachute

Trump Base Jumpers

Most people don't know this, but Butthole Surfing

is even more dangerous than BASE Jumping.

"Omigod! You were supposed to bring the

parachute, and I was supposed to bring the

picnic basket!"

Too late, the BASE jumper realized that 'Camelback'

and 'parachute' were not synonymous.

Johannes Rose is credited with having introduced the

'couch potato' style of base jumping.