Transgender Athletes Are Coming to Win All the Sporting Events

Shooting Sports Illustrated

Ugly Cassandra

Hippos Believed to Be Getting Closer to Riding Bicycles 

Without Training Wheels

Warm Scuzzies #958

Thom Brennaman

Warm Scuzzies #933

Greg Glassman

Soccer can be a bruising sport.

Warm Scuzzies #873

Shawn Brooks

Boy oh boy, was he surprised when he learned his

Superego worked for ESPN!

The Loneliness of the Web-Enabled Crown Prince

Warm Scuzzies #713

Archer City, Texas High School Students

Just as horseracing was the Sport of Kings,  political

 campaigning is the Sport of Billionaires.

James Madison's Second Amendment

  "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security 

of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear

 Arms, shall not be infringed."

Sam Brownback's Second Amendment 

"Responsible gun ownership, being necessary for 

protection and sport, the right of the people to

 keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."

The cover of this year's Sports Illustrated 

Swimsuit Issue features a topographical 

map showing the foothills at the base of 

Mons Venus.

Buzz Bissinger Spends $587,412.97 on

 Designer Clothing in Just Three Years,

Still Looks Like a Mook

Eating is sometimes a messy sport.

This is a modern sporting rifle.  It was designed for those

who wish to hunt humans in the most effective and 

efficient way possible.

Oxymorons for Our Time #144

Sports Hero

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #72

Gary Bettman and the Stench of Cold Hard Cash

World's Worst Yobs #268

Buzz Bissinger