Still Life with Roseanne Barr as Popeye Squinting at 

Mark Zuckerberg Doing His Silver Surfer Impression

Mover over, Silver Surfer!  Here comes Mark Zuckerberg, 

the Electric Hydrofoil Silver Surfer!

"It's Caturday, so let's go surfing now

Everybody's learning how

Come on a safari with me!"

Surfin' on Opioids!

Betsy DeVos Says Guns in Schools May Be Necessary to 

Protect Students from Shark-Surfing Grizzlies with Guns

Schnauzer Mocked for Surfing on Hello Kitty Bellyboard

For the first time, scientists have detected Albert Einstein 

surfing gravitational waves.

"Surfing isn't all what it's cracked up to be!  If I had my

 druthers, I'd rather be sniffing another bulldog's ass on

 a balmy Saturday night on Sunset Strip."

Sex Abuse World Hit with Fresh Sports Allegations

"If legendary big-wave surfer Sion Milosky drowned at 

Maverick Beach, what am I, a Russell Terrier, doing

on this mother-frickin' surfboard?"

"Heheheheheheee Wipe Oooout!"

Most people don't know this, but Butthole Surfing

is even more dangerous than BASE Jumping.

Told to "Go fly a kite!" the kite flew him instead.

RJ and Bandit the Biker Dog Riding a Wave of Optimism

Milk Bone Surfer

Santa Comes in with the Yule Tide

When Hurricane John gave the little boy a sack

of lemons, he turned them into lemonade.