It's World Pyrrhic Victory Day!

Kellyanne Conway Dresses for Success at the

Battle of Bunkum Hill

Kellyanne Conway Shows Up for the

Battle of Bunker Hill 242 Years

Too Late

Donald Trump at Little Big Horn

If we didn't know better, we might think this is

Oust™ killing odor-causing bacteria in the air.

In his new stump speech, John McCain says, "My friends, we 

got 'em just where we want 'em!" Weren't those General 

Custer's last words at the Battle of the Little Big Horn?

After his sixth beer, the Battle of Austerlitz re-enactor

didn't really give a damn who won or lost.