The Unexpurgated Bible #186

"And the dove in body armor returned to the ark in the evening; 

and, lo, in her mouth was an olive leaf pluckt off.  And then a 

shot rang out."

Two Cogitating Hominids

First the MAGA Shredder, 

Then the Document Dump

She always took song lyrics literally. So when she heard

'Put on a Happy Face', she did.

"People are saying it's not just graffiti; it's more like 

a Banksy."

Not only were Mary and Joseph unable to immigrate to Mexico, 

but also they were about to be crushed by 60-pound bags of 

airborne heroin.

The Banality of Trump

Zombie Food

The richest .000000001% has as much wealth as the poorest 

50% of the world's population combined.  The yin and the

yang are out of balance.

"Don't tread on me!"

The Unexpurgated Bible #107

"When Joseph arose, he took the young child and his 

mother by night, and tried to depart for Egypt; but, 

alas, they were hindered by the Great Wall of Israel."

"Maybe I'm a hipster," he reflected subculturally.

"Hey, I'm not stealing the Banksy,

I'm stealing the wall!"

Members of British Slavocracy Auction Banksy 

Graffito, Slave Labour, for $1.1 Million

Oxymorons for Our Time #119

Creative Destruction

Wednesday's Child on Monday

"Tell me again, Ms. Geller, how you like

your eggs."

Granted, the pay at Sonic wasn't all that hot, but it sure beat

hunting sabre-toothed cats for a living.

FTD Anarchist

Tweety at 68