The modern-day equivalent of the Greek Trireme is the 

Hoagy-Mobile.

The Apostle Paul on His 'Save Thessalonica' Tour

Once upon a time, an aura of authority radiated from the

Greek temple which is home to the Supreme Court.  That

aura is now gone, replaced by a chain-link fence.

Lindsey Graham Sez:  "Entitlement reform is a must 

for us to not become Greece."

Homer Goes on Epic Rant, Calls It the Iliad

We've been hearing a lot lately about Critical Thrace Theory, 

but most of us couldn't find its homeland on a map, even if

 our lives depended on it.

Matt Gaetz Sez:  "We were like The 300,

standing in the breach."

Raphael's #UnwantedIvanka is a fresco in the

Apostolic Palace in the Vatican.

The Greeks Had a Word for It

It's World Pyrrhic Victory Day!

The Hedgehog Knows One Big Thing

Nepot the Magnificent

When Apollo spoke, Pythia, the Oracle of Delphi,

would tell the people what he meant. Likewise,

when Trump speaks, Pence, the Oracle of 

Indiana, tells us what he means.

What if somebody incited a riot and nobody came?

If Vladimir Putin were to attack Turkey from the rear, 

would Greece help?

Was Louie Gohmert praying or was he getting an imaginary

 Greek massage?  Nobody really knew, not even Louie.

Contrary to popular belief, Archimedes

did not invent the Eureka Vacuum Cleaner.

He did, however, run unclothed through

the streets of Syracuse, Sicily, on one

occasion.

The Libertarian Party---Now with 50% More

Faux Marble Greek Columns

Alexander the Great

The Great Alexanders

Parmenides and His Horse Proving That Change

Is Impossible