The bombs President Biden ordered dropped along the

 Syria-Iraq border had reached their 'Use By' date and 

were about to expire.  Waste not, want not.

"Hey, kids, what time is it?"

"Howdy Doody time?"

"No, it's time to bomb Syria!"

There are righteous buses and there are upright

buses.  These are upright.

The Trump Doctrine

Uno Pro Oleum,

Oleum Pro Uno

That Look You Get on Your Face When You Hear

 Trump Say, "They've got a lot of sand over there."

Suck On It, Dickhead!

The US is the only country in the world to recognize 

Israeli sovereignty in the occupied territory where 

'Trump Depths' will be built.

Trump Begins Withdrawing Soldiers from Syria

Adventures in Aestheticism #133

Commander Bonespur Orders Withdrawal of 

2,000 Cheeseburgers from Syria

Obama-Like Trump Beginning to Get on Lindsey

Graham's Neoconservative Nerves

Only Pentagon restraint kept the Inflatable Chicken 

from wreaking greater havoc on Syria.

Nikki Haley Threatens to Lambaste Russia and Syria

with 200 Million Eggs Recalled Due to Salmonella Fears

On Friday night, Mike Pence was in Peru and his stunt

double was in the Situation Room with Sarah Huckabee

Sanders and Donald Trump.

Emission Accomplished

Benjamin Netanyahu has a

new pet.

"US officials say 59 missiles were fired from the USS Porter 

and USS Ross warships which were positioned in the 

Mediterranean Sea." At a cost of about $2 million each, 

that's $118 million of our tax dollars blown up in Syria. 

Think about what $118 million could do for the teachers 

and students in Oklahoma or Kentucky or West Virginia.

Trump Shoots His Wad

A New Line Cinema Re-Release