How many years will it take to clean up this mess?

"A bedroom farce is a type of light comedy, 

which centers on the sexual pairings and

 recombinations of characters as they move 

through improbable plots and slamming doors."

Fearguth's Rules of Order #70

Never serve a tossed salad to a Sphynx Cat while it's still in bed.

It must be National Trivialize the Holocaust Week

at the New York Times.

Trump Sez:  “No bedbugs at Doral.”

Scott Pruitt Inspires New EPA Slogan and Insignia

"I've made it from the bed to the couch.  There's no

stopping me now!"

"Just as Trump's chat with the President of Taiwan was

'just a phone call', what we're wearing is 'just bed linens'."

Sean Hannity Wants to Ban Other Journalists from

 Sleeping in the Same Bed with Trump Like He Does

From: The Independent Order of Strange Bed Fellows

To: Republican Party

"Sleep Tight and Don't Let the Bugs Bite"

Ariadne's Bed

The Floating Bed is suspended between two

powerful magnets. Before you crawl in it,

make sure you take off your spurs.