Roberts Joins the Chorus of Supreme Court Whiners

How many years will it take to clean up this mess?

We Had to Destroy the Village In Order to Save It

Makes John Roberts sound like a bartender making

 a cocktail.

Imagine being John Roberts.  You'd be sad, too.

Mysterious Visit of Chief Justice Roberts to

Home Depot Explained

Pro-Trump lawyer Lin Wood is now claiming Supreme 

Court Chief Justice John Roberts was somehow involved 

in Justice Antonin Scalia’s death and part of a child-sex cult.

A disappointed conservative is like an

empty box of Clorox Wipes.

Elizabeth Warren Asks:  “At a time when large majorities 

of Americans have lost faith in government, does the fact 

that the chief justice is presiding over an impeachment 

trial in which Republican senators have thus far refused

 to allow witnesses or evidence contribute to the loss of 

legitimacy of the chief justice, the Supreme Court 

and the Constitution?”

Now that Matt Whitaker mentioned it, the resemblance

 is uncanny.

Hors de Combat

"And there went out a new champion of the Philistines, 

named Scalia, whose height was 8.5 feet."

These five Old Catholic Men---Anthony Kennedy (77), Antonin

Scalia (78), John Roberts (59), Samuel Alito (64), and Clarence

Thomas (66)---have ruled that corporations aren't required to

 offer contraceptive coverage in their employee insurance 

plans under Obamacare.  Why is this not surprising?

Koch Industries Buys Naming Rights for

United States Supreme Court

Chief Justice John Roberts Goes Online to

Incorporate Supreme Court, Says Step

Necessary to Protect Court's 'Religious

Liberty'

Have you noticed when he smiles, Justice Roberts

rarely bares his fangs?  There's a reason for that.

"I predict, gentlemen, that in 200 years, this Constitution will

be so misinterpreted by the Roberts Court that we may as

well have stayed home and filleted our kumquats."

Justice Roberts was amused when he learned that Justice

Scalia had been fined $70 for rear-ending Justice Thomas.

"You are exceptional, Mr. Chief Justice!"

"You are, too, Mr. President!"

"Thanks to Chief Justice Roberts, the name of the Supreme

Court of the United States is being changed to the U. S.

Chamber of Commerce.  Isn't he cute as a button?"