"Sex with dogs?  Is there any other kind?"

We had been warned that same-sex marriage was a 

slippery slope which would lead to bestiality.  But

we didn't listen.

Now that marriage is no longer defended by the federal 

government, Bryan Fischer may now be tempted

to divorce his wife and enter into a polygamous 

relationship with a whole host of gay, incestuous, 

and bestial men.  Such is the fruit of tyranny!

Would someone please call the SPCA?

Florida Accidentally Bans Sex; Definition of 'Animal' in Anti-

Bestiality Law as 'Every Living Dumb Creature' Fits

Many Floridians to a Tee

The baboon was awed by the new

laws requiring Floridians to pull up

their pants and stop having sex

with animals.

Motorcyclist Ticketed for Speeding and Bestiality