Trump Sez:  "JD Vance is kissing my ass he wants 

my support so much!"

Trump Sez:  “Fox News plays right into the hands of the

 enemy. It’s amazing.  I’m sure Bill Maher laughs like hell

 at how stupid they are. They’re kissing the ass of the enemy, 

and in that case, his ass is not particularly pretty!”

He had lived for the day when he told Trump,

"You can kiss my foot!"

Not even being the world's richest man makes you 

immune to ass-kissing.

When he heard Marjorie Taylor Greene say, "Karl Rove can go 

kiss my ass," the Incredible Licking Man kicked into high gear.

Baby Imagining Everything Everywhere All at Once

Wednesday's Child

Who kisses Trump's ass better:  Josh Mandel, J. D. Vance,

or Mike Gibbons?

Latin Lover

The Lady in Red

Two Christians Greet One Another with a Holy Handshake,

Not with a Holy Kiss

Pull them little strings and he'll 

kiss your nether bifurcation.

The Onion Sues Tucker Carlson for 

'Territorial Infringement'

Trump Sez:  "Some of them went in, and they are hugging 

and kissing the police and the guards. It was the best 

Stop and Kiss Day ever."

Matt Gaetz Sez:  "The winner of our primary in 2024 will be 

someone from the Full Trump lane who embraces Trump 

and is embraced by him."

Lindsey Graham Named 'Worst Trump Sycophant of the GOP', 

an Award Second Only to the 'Nobel Prize for Asskissing'

Don't call it 'Ass-Kissing'.

Call it 'Fealty'.

When Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell made love, 

Paul Ryan liked to watch. You can almost here Ryan saying, 

"On the mouth, Mitch, on the mouth!"

Does this mean Trump won't be giving Jair 

Bolsonaro big wet kisses anymore?

Grab Him by the Ying-Yang and Toss Him from

Here to Sunday