12 of 19 Republican Candidates in Key Battleground States 

Refuse to Say They Will Accept 2022 Election Results

As President Biden will attest, never underestimate 

the obnoxiousness of a monkey with a bullhorn.

Josh Hawley Sez:  "I don't regret anything I did on that day, 

and it's a privilege to be attacked by the January 6th 

committee, and I want to say thank you for all the 

help with my fundraising."

Said to Make King Kong Look Like a Piker

Yes, Virginia, Jim Jordan is a Fido Friday denialist.

"So, you're a Sock Monkey Nationalist, eh?"

"And you are Christ’s; and Christ is God’s." 

(I Corinthians 3:23)

Monkey Shines

Elon Musk, Chaos Monkey

The Snappy-Dressed Chimp

Lindsey Graham, Dancing Monkey

Monkey Hears Someone Say, "Margarine Tater Grease"

There's general consensus that Lindsey Graham and Rand

Paul do the best Howler Monkey impression on

Capitol Hill.

What Is Putin Thinking?

Simian Says

Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene Doing Their

Heckler Monkey Impression During Biden's SOTU

Monkey See, Monkey Do

Josh Hawley Mug a Big Hit with Simians

Trumpism Explained

Don Huffines, the simian on the right, is running

against Greg Abbott for the GOP nomination

for Governor of Texas.  The simian on the left

is still undecided which one he'll vote for.