Ryan Pulls a Boehner

Gutless Old Pissants

Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is 

purely coincidental.

What happens when you nuke a zombie?

Top MAGA Ally Under Fire for ‘Squishiness’ on Trump

When Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell made love, 

Paul Ryan liked to watch. You can almost here Ryan saying, 

"On the mouth, Mitch, on the mouth!"

Luckily, Paul Ryan is no longer in the 

Presidential Order of Succession.

Thumbsucking in adults is thought to help

reduce anxiety.

Stories with happy endings are so jejune.

Paul Ryan giving advice to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez 

on how to behave in Congress is like an emu telling an 

eagle how to fly.

All Three Leaders of the 'Cheesehead Revolution' 

Have Fallen from Grace

"We don't dislike democracy," howled the wolves, "that

 good little lamb; we even love it: nothing is more tasty

 than a tender lamb."

Farrah Fawcett Ingraham and Ayn Ryan, Her Pet Tamarin

In the beginning, there were Three Wise Monkeys.  

In the end, there were Three Unwise Pachyderms.

In another eye-opening remark, Speaker Ryan

pointed out that the weather has been awfully

warm lately.

If your plumber said, “I don't know enough about 

what Pruitt has or has not done to give you a good 

comment,” you could believe he doesn't have time to

 keep up with current affairs.  But when Paul Ryan

 says it, you know he's either lying or his head 

isn't screwed on right.

Adventures in Aestheticism #43

Paul Ryan has been and forever will be a political kludge, 

i. e., "a quick-and-dirty solution that is clumsy, inelegant, 

inefficient, difficult to extend, and hard to maintain."

House Chaplain Pat Conroy Fired by Paul Ryan 

for Praying for Fair GOP Tax Legislation

“I don't think legislation to protect Robert Mueller

 is necessary.”