Would someone tell Elon Musk we've seen this movie before?

"Teddy, I hear Obama can't shoot pool worth a shit!"

Having answered the question, "What are women for?"

James Poulos---polymath and postmodern pool hustler---

next tackled the chicken-egg conundrum, "Am I smart be-

cause I'm conservative or conservative because I'm smart?"

"The First Rule of Pocket Pool," says

Eric O'Keefe, "is to use a right-hand

gesture to create a diversion.

Something like this."

The world watched silently as the fate of Tibet was decided.