Self-Driving Sabertooth Longhorn Beetle

In Elon Musk's ambit, 'Woke' is code for 

'Not White Male Chauvinist Pig Enough'.

Tesla Goes Multiplanetary

Tales from the Crypto

No Twitter tonight in my coffee

No Twitter tonight in my tea

No Twitter to stand beside me

No Twitter to run with me.

"Elon Musk may be the richest man in the world—

but that still isn’t enough to impress dear old dad."

It must really leave a mark to be a multibillionaire (Sergey

 Brin) cuckolded by another multibillionaire (Elon Musk).

Don't Look in the Basement!

Elon Musk's Dad Gets Existential

Has Elon Musk screwed himself, or is it all

just a metaphor?

Elon Musk Tells Trump to ‘Hang Up His Hat’

Blue Bottle Fly Maggot Upstages Elon Musk

Briscoe Cain Impersonating Elon Musk

"Twitter’s board chair Bret Taylor said the company is still 

committed to closing the deal at the agreed-upon price and 

plans to pursue legal action to enforce the agreement."

What is the role of the Bullshit Artist in society?

Elon Muskmelonhead Dodges Questions About Failed

Twitter Deal, Focuses Instead on Colonizing Mars as 

'Civilization Life Insurance'

Pull Out, Elon!  Pull Out Before It's

Everlastingly Too Late!

The Great Musk/Twitter War of 2022

If the Twitter deal falls through, Musk can always

father another child or two.

Have Sperm, Will Travel