When someone called him a 'notorious postmodern 

neo-Marxist leftist relativist', it took his breath away.

Scholars of postmodern literature now point to

Sarah Palin's Facebook posts as the fons et origo of 

the 'Stream of Unconsciousness' literary technique.

Having answered the question, "What are women for?"

James Poulos---polymath and postmodern pool hustler---

next tackled the chicken-egg conundrum, "Am I smart be-

cause I'm conservative or conservative because I'm smart?"

In the world of Postmodern Advertising, Ron Paul isn't

running for President;  he's just selling Cadbury Dairy

Milk chocolate bars.