Bob Owens, Counterfeit Yankee

Was Bob 'Confederate Yankee' Owens a

Chinless Half-Wit or a Witless Half-Chin?

The debate raged on.

Antonio 'Little Tony' Zizzo threatened to whack the

Confederate Yankee, but his parents restrained him.

Turnout was light for the Confederate Yankee's first

Drawing-and-Quartering Demonstration Project.

Two-Minute Haters #9

Bob Owens

If you had a chin as weak as Bob Owens',
you might be a Confederate Yankee, too.