Mobster Big Mike Squicciarini listening to Trump say,

“You see the mob takes the Fifth.  If you’re innocent, 

why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?”

Go ahead, make him an offer he can't refuse.

Gooey Lohmert, Capo in the Piney Woods Mafia

Experienced Mafiosi Seek Employment

"Shifty Schiff is a sick man. He is 

so sick. This guy, he ought to 

be put away, or he ought to be, 

you know, something should 

happen with him.”

"Mouthpush the Digit Loop, Flunky!"

Three-Finger Louie Puts Contract on America

Help, Help, I'm Trapped in a Bowery Boys Movie!

Just as in the Mafia, the supreme law of the Trump 

Administration is Omerta, the code of silence.

Little Wise Guy's Last Ride

Trump Sez:  “Look, George, you’re being a little wise guy, 

okay, which is typical for you.”

Trump Just Wanted to Wet His Beak a Little

The Trump Administration is like The Godfather,

except it's the Three Stooges version.

"We were good fellas. Wiseguys."

Tough Talk from David 'Whack-Whack' Brooks

Bugsy Netanyahu Now Faces Indictment on Corruption

We're All Crime Family Here™

As Michael Ronzano said of the Trump family: 

"They're the Corleones. But everyone is Fredo."

Don't Mess with the Mooch!

They're Back!