Dr. Koop Sez: "Please be advised that constant

stooping to attack Donald Trump can throw

your back out."

Dr. Koop Offers Scott Walker

Some Medical Advice

"In those cases where the head is lodged

too far up the nether bifurcation,

a plexiostomy is recommended,

whereby a pane of plexiglass is

surgically implanted in the lower abdomen,

thereby restoring the ability to see where 
one is going."

"Horse manure!

Can you imagine me in bermuda shorts?

And my name is not Koop, goddammit!"