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Rod Dreher Sez:  "The Biden Administration is laying the

 policy groundwork for the seizing of minor children from 

parents, for the sake of jacking those children up with 

hormones, and mutilating their bodies with surgery!"

Ask your doctor if Rhinoplasty is right for you.

Has North Korea's Maximum Leader been minimized?

Trump Is Lobotomizing Our Government

First, the Bad News . . .

"I take this detour from the road reluctantly,"

not realizing he had turned into a blind alley.

How long does an Emergency Trumpectomy take?

Some people undergo lobotomies.  Others have 

their souls removed.  Take Stephen Miller,

for example.

A: "Where's the line for all of the lawyers who

 want to represent Trump in the Russia probe?"

B: "I'm it."

A. "But you're not a lawyer."

B: "I know, but this line's much shorter than

 the one for full frontal lobotomies."

NRA Board Member Charles Cotton Has

Emergency Sympathectomy

Brain Force Plus Scientists Report Successful Talking Head

Transplant

As we've seen in the case of Donald Trump, scalp

reduction surgery does have its drawbacks.

Trumpcare

"Yes, I'm the Brain Surgeon-in-Chief, but I'm new at this. 

I'm learning as I go."

Ann Coulter Sez: "I’d rather cut my own liver out with a 

butter knife than go to Trump's inauguration."

[Were Ann to do self-surgery, it would certainly draw a

bigger crowd.]

Trucker Hat Holds Press Conference After 

Surgery to Remove Yoooge Tumor

Marshall Petain Congratulates Adolf Hitler for Being

Selected for the Third Reich's First Penis Transplant

What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #30

A Catfishectomy

Mike Huckabee to Have Knee-Jerk Surgery 

Over Thanksgiving