Five Banks Plead Guilty to Criminal

Charges of Being Banks, Pay More

Than $5 Billion in Penalties

Warm Scuzzies #337

Vikram Pandit

John Gerspach, CFO of Citigroup, doesn't perform

well when he only makes $400,000 per year in base

salary. So, his base salary has just been raised

to $500,000.

"That's Pandit, Congressman, not Bandit!"

You know a bank is in bad shape when you can buy
a share of its stock for less than what it costs to use
one of its ATMs.

Shitibank CEO Vikram Pandit to Spend
$10 Million in Bailout Money on Executive
Suite Renovation