Ted Cruz holds degrees from two Ivy League 

universities and is married to a Goldman Sachs 

executive.  He lives in a 4,000-square-foot house

 and spends $23,000 a month on private security.

'Loudest megaphone', indeed!

While some celebrate May 4 as Star Wars

Day, other celebrate it as Starve the 

Vampire Squid Day.

Musk Told Banks He Would Cut Jobs, Pay at Twitter

'Could Ransomware Become a Geopolitical Weapon?'

Duh!

Remember the tall tale about Jesus overturning the tables 

of the moneychangers in the Temple?  Here's what 

really happened.

Cat Learning the Hard Way

That the Goldman Sachsfish

Is an Apex Predator

Thomas Modly is what you get when you put a 

GODDAM INVESTMENT BANKER in charge 

of the Navy.

Warm Scuzzies #913

David Solomon

Bryan Harlan, Little Man with Big Gun, Snuffs

Endangered Species for Giggles and Grins

Jared Kushner's 'Opaque Offshore Vehicle'

Warm Scuzzies #869

Stephen Calk

Sprechen Sie Deutsche, Herr Drumpf?

Warm Scuzzies #797

Jerry Rotonda

That Certain Goldman-Sachs Smile

Warm Scuzzies #781

Michael Corbat

Jamie Dimon Sez: "I can't prove that eating gastropods 

is good for you, but I know it's true.”

Why is it so easy to imagine Jamie Dimon as the 

protagonist in House of Cards?

"Did you hear that Sheriff Arpaio has a 'cold-case posse'?"

"No, I didn't even know he'd had a sex-change operation."

Move Over, God! In Goldman Sachs We Trust.

Trump Says Shadowy 'Golgi Apparatus' Behind

 the International Bankers' Plot to Destroy U. S. 

Sovereignty