Clay Lacy wants to thank taxpayers for the $27 million

in coronavirus relief money for his aviation company 

which serves wealthy executives and celebrities.

This Ruth's Chris Filet Mignon is vicariously brought to you,

thanks to your $20 million government bailout.  

Enjoy, taxpayer!

"Soon will the season of rescue be o'er,

Soon will they drift to eternity's shore;

Haste, then, my brother, no time for delay,

But throw out the life line and save them today."

"I'm here today to say, 'Thank you.' Thank you for standing up

to the ruling class. Thank you for standing up to the liberal

power brokers, guardians of the status quo, and the royal

triangle of greed: big government, big unions, and big

bailed-out businesses. And thank you for supporting

Minnesotans, like me, who suffer from 'Intermittent

Explosive Disorder'!"

Greedheads Galore #1

Charles Munger

Can you tell which is the Neel Kashkari who wants

to cut Social Security and Medicare, and the one who

is the author of I, Cyborg?

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #114

FEDERAL RESERVE CHAIRMAN USES HANDS TO
BLOCK RELEASE OF U.S. BAILOUT SECRETS

John Gerspach, CFO of Citigroup, doesn't perform

well when he only makes $400,000 per year in base

salary. So, his base salary has just been raised

to $500,000.

Despite $130 billion in bailouts, experts say AIG
is still flat on its back.

Are 'toxic assets' like 'nutritious liabilities'?

The crowd might have been more sympathetic toward

the fallen footballer had he not been wearing on his chest

the sign of multi-sector collateralized debt obligations

and credit default swaps.

It has been confirmed that John Thain can

walk, chew gum, and spend $1.2 million

redecorating his office, all at the same time.

What the Obama Administration's 'Car Czar' Will Drive

Abominable No-Man Sends Holiday

Greeting to President Bush

It would be easier to prove that God exists than

to prove that $2.8 trillion exists for all the

government bailouts now underway.

American International Group executives have agreed to be

shot at dawn, but only on the condition that they be given

manicures, facials, massages, and pedicures first.

"Heckuva job, Hanky!"

'Lardon' (rhymes with 'hard-on') is a strip of stiffened

pork inserted into a piece of tough meat to make it more

tender, easier to chew, and less difficult to swallow. That's

what the Senate leadership used to get the financial rescue

package passed 74-25.

BAILOUT FAILS --- STOCKS PLUNGE

Dow Loses 777 Points After Vote;

Loss Hailed by Matt Drudge as the Luckiest

Stock Market Plunge Ever;

Karl Rove Does the Numerology, Predicts

Republican Landslide in November